Showing posts with label Queen of Cups. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Queen of Cups. Show all posts

Saturday, April 28, 2018

Four Tarot Queens, One Reader, No Waiting?

[knocking on door]

John: Hold on...I'll be right there!

[opens the door to see four well-dressed ladies]

John: Can I...help you ladies with something?

Queen of Wands: I told you I'd be back, John!

John: I see that, dear lady. And I see you brought friends. 

Queen of Wands: You're procrastinating again!

Queen of Swords: Technically, dear, he has been procrastinating for some time. 

Wands: Ah, yes...of course, you're right! So what's your excuse?

Queen of Cups: No need to be rude, is there? [making her way forward to face the Queen of Wands] Why don't we start with 'Good afternoon!' and then go from there? [smiles]

Queen of Pentacles: And we're taking time away from him when he could be working on his next book.

Wands: Ladies, the next book is MINE! He said so! 

Swords: He has the right to change his mind. 

John: I'm sort of re-doing my office today, ladies. 

Jen: [from upstairs] John? What got delivered? I need some help.

John: [raising voice] No delivery, honey. Be up soon! [addressing Queens] See what I mean? 

Pentacles: We understand that your time is valuable. Any chance we can come see you soon?

John: Ummm yeah I guess. 

Swords: People want to know how to use us,  and that nice lady in the Tarot Nerds group suggested this topic. So we need to chat and soon. 

John: Fine. We'll talk this week. Happy?

Wands: [points at John] If you blow us off, we're coming back!

Cups: [to Queen of Wands] So angry! [to John] Thanks for your time. We hope to see you soon.

[John nods and closes the door]

Pentacles: Well that was a waste of time. Where's the closest restaurant?

Swords: I'm "hailing" our Uber. It's five minutes out. 

Cups: First round is on me, ladies!

Wands: He'd better not mess with us! And three visits and he hasn't invited me in once!