"Zodiac Girl" Lori G Discusses the Moon in Pisces!

Hello everyone! I'd like to take a moment to introduce Lori G! This is her first blog and I asked her to discuss her very sensitive Moon position in Pisces. Welcome Lori and take it away!

Hello to all you astro-lovers!

My name is Lauren, but my friends call me Lori. John thought it would be a great idea if I could contribute my thoughts and experiences with a particular placement in my chart; so today, we are going to talk about my Moon in Pisces.
which resides in the 12th house, the natural home of the Fish. I hope I can shed some light on this particular kind of energy and create a depth of understanding to those who have this placement or know someone who does.

So, what qualities can we ascribe to Moon in Pisces? Well, they are one of the more compassionate Moon placements; Pisceans have a strong urge to connect, understand, and serve humanity or at least those within their day-to-day interactions. 

Pisces Moon is incredibly receptive, able to absorb energy and vibrations from those around them. More often than not, Pisces Moon natives have some psychic ability and strong intuition. This can be a great gift, but it also comes with a bit of a burden. Lunar Fish can become easily drained and can have a strong desire, or rather a need, for seclusion and isolation in order to regain their energy and strength.

When a Pisces Moon is evolved--"tuned in, tapped in, and turned on"--they can be expressive and open. They have a quirky sense of humor and you can find them within the heart of a group, often generating a happy, peaceful vibration. They use their imagination for personal and creative purposes. 

Since Pisces rules the 12th house, those with this Moon placement most effectively connect within the dream-state. Appropriately enough, their assigned modern ruler is Neptune, the planet of dreams, illusions, and the astral world.

When unevolved, Pisces moon finds it extremely difficult to nurture and protect themselves. Often, being so sensitive to energies can denote a focus on the external world and create discord with this impressionable moon. If not consciously aware of this, the Lunar Fish may gravitate toward methods of nurturing or shielding themselves in unhealthy ways. These can include drug abuse, excessive alcohol consumption, emotional eating, and more.

So, now to the important part: What is my own experience with Moon in Pisces? Well, quite frankly, it’s shit but it is also fulfilling. Much like the symbol of Pisces being two Fish, there are days that are better than others. There are days when I’m at the surface of the murky waters. I am present, I am aligned with the divine, and  I am a source of comfort for others. Then there are days where I disappear into the dark abyss of the deepest waters. I am fearful, I am harmful to myself with my thoughts and actions, and I am cold.

So my lunar life is a balancing act. I feel fortunate that I have an understanding of my Moon sign for I am learning to accept that I will have days where all I want to do is get lost in a good book or just cry just to feel the release. As I grow more into my Sagittarius Sun, I still carry my Pisces Moon with me: A girl with a heart much too big for her body, a voracious dreamer, a lover of people, and with a thirst for life.

Until next time!

Lori | The Zodiac Girl

Joining the Family at Sticks and Stones in Fairfax, VA!

Jupiter: Little dude! What are you doing here? I'm supposed to be doing the shameless marketing around here!

Pluto: Cut out that "little" shit, you expanding windbag! We're talking about a wholesale fucking CHANGE here, so of course, I'm going to show up. Got a problem with that?

Jupiter: [nervously] No, Pluto. Of course not!

Pluto: Didn't think so. Get on with it.

Jupiter: [smiling] Right. Anyway, as John's favorite shill, I'm here to tell you that you'll have more opportunities to see John in person! He'll be joining the Sticks and Stones family in Fairfax, VA, as a tarot reader on Tuesday evenings!

Pluto: And he's still reading in Occoquan, right?

Jupiter: Of course! This is an expansion! Those dates are still on his calendar. Why do less when you can do MORE?

Pluto: Damn right! And you assholes reading these better remember he's one of mine! This will be a perfect spot in John's quest for TOTALLLLLLLL WORLD DOMINATIONNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Jupiter: Ummmm, not really. Have you met John? And why do you sound like that guy who always says "Let's get ready to rumble!" at the beginning of the fake wrestling matches?

Pluto: Because this is serious shit. We're not playing around today, Mr. Exaggeration.

Jupiter: Well, you know you kind of interrupted the flow I was going for...

Pluto: Look, don't give me any flack, Big Picture. I'm here, I did my part, and now I'm going to fuck right off. But to say thanks for including me, I've asked Mercury to help me make some travel reservations for you for your next retrograde. [hands a packet to Jupiter]

Jupiter: An adventure! Wicked cool! Where am I going?

Pluto: New Mexico! It's the only place in the continental United States that has a geologic nuclear waste facility, and I figured you might want to see it! I've been five times. I just can't get enough. 

Jupiter: [looking down at papers] Ummmm, thanks? 

Pluto: Don't mention it. I put it on Saturn's credit card.

Jupiter: Wait, what?

Pluto: Bon voyage!

Tara's Sagittarius Full Moon Forecast!

Full Moon
May 29, 2018
10:19 AM, Manassas, VA

Greetings, Sky Watchers! Welcome back for another post from Astrology by Tara.

At the time of the full moon chart, Leo is the sign on the Ascendant here in the Nation’s capital, which gives the Sun rulership.

One of the first things to notice is that the Ascendant and the North Node are conjunct. The nodes are not fixed points like planets, but are more like path markers in our present lifetime towards a journey of self-evolution (North Node), which is often tied to our karmic past (south node). The Ascendant is how we present ourselves to the world, our wrapping, and the vibe we give people.

Stop and think about this for a moment: Who we are and the 

nodes--the gates of destiny--are meeting up for a few minutes on the day of the full moon! There is a lot of power surging and we would wise to take hold of what we can for a positive change.

Since the nodes are always directly opposed to one another, the North Node conjunct the Ascendant means the South Node is next to the descendant. With the North Node and the Ascendant opening up a gateway in the first house of self, the Moon’s focus is on the self and our health. Naturally ruled by Aries / Mars, it marches in to every situation with gusto. This is a strong relationship with the angles of the 1st and 7th houses, pitting “I” against “we” as well as “me” against anyone else. It’s a reminder that there is no “I” in “team”, but you’ll have to balance what you can accomplish on your own and what you can’t.

In Washington, DC, the 5th and 11th houses are in play, and the 5th house represents play and other forms of pleasure that we enjoy on a personal level. The 11th house represents fun in groups as well as group dynamics and teams. Gemini sun and Sagittarius moon bring out the masculine dynamic yet again. Also, the degrees of the lunation (8 degrees and 10 minutes) are mutually sextile to the nodal axis and the 1st / 7th house cusps, transferring energy among them.

The most active house in the chart the 6th house of health, job, and daily routine. All three malefics—Mars, Saturn, and Pluto—are together in Saturn-ruled signs of Capricorn and Aquarius. Saturn makes us earn what we achieve, and with Saturn in the house of our health and daily tasks, we would be wise to slow down enough to pay attention to the small details. If we don’t, we might get a little more than we bargained for. The silver lining: Saturn and Pluto in Capricorn in the 6th could lead to a breakthrough and something better.

One of the saving graces of this full moon is the grand trine in water. We have Venus in Cancer, Neptune in Pisces, and Jupiter in Scorpio. Venus and Neptune are in our psychic houses, the 8th and 12th. Water in and of itself is a conductor of our emotions and it represents the eternal womb of the God consciousness. Water naturally occupies the 4th, 8th and 12th houses in the natural zodiac so this can indicate some deep soul searching, psychic inclinations, or emotional blessings and rewards.

The wildcard for the next few weeks is the entry of Uranus into Taurus. Uranus is a very slow moving planet and he finally crossed the threshold of another sign, leaving Aries and entering Taurus. This situation creates a whole new dynamic, and change is on the forefront. Right about now, everyone should be having an “Aha!” moment. Opportunity is knocking, but are you prepared?

See you next time, Sky Watchers!

Blessings,

Tara

Uranus in Taurus: The Rebellion of the Bull

[phone rings--"Age of Aquarius" ringtone]

John: Hello?

Uranus: Hi John...Urnie here! I heard you were looking for me!

John: Hi there sir...yes, I was, actually. How did you hear that?

Uranus: Social media is such a great way to stay in touch with people. Mercury told me someone was asking you about me so I figured I'd give you a call. 

John: [annoyed] Did Mercury tell you that the message he saw was a private message and not on social media?

Uranus: He did not mention that part, John. 

John: [grumbles] I'm going to have to talk with him again about private information...

Uranus: Well there's your problem right there! Merc doesn't believe that information is private. And the Sun just moved into Gemini, the planet of information. So what do you expect?

John: Fair enough. So did Mercury tell you why I wanted to talk to you?

Uranus: I already know why. It's because EVERYONE is talking about me right now. I just changed signs and moved from Aries into Taurus! So I'm sort of a big deal at the moment because it only happens once every seven years! Tons of astrologers are sharing information about me. 

John: Well a lot of my readers don't know you particularly well. Could you tell me about yourself for their benefit?

Uranus: Of course! Wider audiences are always better. And to be fair you really don't talk about me that much in this space. The Old Man always seems to hog the spotlight. We need to talk about that sometime. 

John: Whatever. 

Uranus: Dismissive much? I could make a really good argument...

John: I'm sure you could because one thing people do know is that you love being deliberately contrary!

Uranus: RIGHT. I do my own thing. I'm the planet of rebellion and revolution! So went people want to be shaken, not stirred, they come to me! Or rather, I come to them.

John: You're the planet that breaks shit. 

Uranus: I object to that characterization. I'm the wild card. [shrugs shoulders] OK well yeah often it involves breaking shit. But I break your cell phones and other devices so you can get new ones. That's cool, isn't it?

John: I guess that depends on who you ask. So you moved into Taurus. What's going to happen now?

Uranus: Well, Taurus is the sign of stuff. So I think a lot of people are going to start throwing stuff away. Hoarders beware! I think people are going to have less of a focus on material things over the next 7 years. But more importantly, let's talk about money!

John: That's an important topic to a lot of people. 

Uranus: It sure is! I'm part of the money revolution. And I think we're going to see more changes in our financial lives. More new currencies like BitCoin are going to come around. Some will be a flash in the pan, but some, like Taurus the Bull, will stay around for a while. Knowing which is which will be challenging!

John: What else are you going to deal with? 

Uranus: Not done with money yet! So when was the last time you went to a physical bank?

John: Ummmm, I don't know...a few weeks ago?

Uranus: There's almost no point in going into one. And many banks don't have physical locations anymore, or very few. With the rise of technology, people can perform the vast majority of tasks with their gadgets and there's no need for the old-time teller. Most financial institutions will start needing social media coordinators and online financial advisors to answer more questions via chat or text.

John: Fascinating! I could see that.

Uranus: And when was the last time you went into a physical STORE? I mean not an online shop.

John: Yesterday. 

Uranus: Right. That revolution will take longer but I expect retail to be completely transformed in seven years. Who's to say who will survive and who won't?

John: Wow. That sounds scary! 

Uranus: The last time I went into Taurus--it was 84 years ago--we were talking about the great economy after World War 1, then the crash of 1929, inflation, the Great Depression, rationing, and the beginning of social security. So you can expect lots of similar changes here. Did you know that the last time I was in Taurus the game Monopoly was invented?

John: NO! Really? That's one of my favorites!

Uranus: Yes indeed. 1935! And honestly, people need to be VERY CAREFUL with their money this time around, if history is any judge. There will be a lot of rags to riches stories, but even more riches to rags ones, I suspect. That's the problem with me and money...easy come, easy go! Expect significant fluctuations. And if you lose money under me, you're likely not getting it back at least anytime soon.

John: Yeah, it sounds like it. But what about the good news?

Uranus: There's PLENTY of that too. I'm the planet of revolutions, including feminism! Expect women to be earning more and becoming the breadwinners in more families. Also, in more boardrooms, women will play a larger role. I'm progressive, right? Well, I suspect there may be a lot more diversity. Taurus doesn't change much, but I'm here to tell you that if I put my mind to it, some big things can happen.

John: Now the progressive stuff sounds fantastic. Different is good!

Uranus: Indeed. 

John: So, can you give my readers a final thought. 

Uranus: Sure. One of the areas that people forget--you included--is that I'm a freedom-loving planet. Under Taurus I'm going to want to free you from stuff, traditional financial stuff, and traditional roles and values. Let me show you what I mean. There may be some significant job losses over the next seven years in careers that normally were good earners. That's because it's time to evolve. If you find yourself involuntarily "freed" from a job--fired, laid off, etc.--then it's about what you DO with that freedom that counts. 

John: That's so easy to say until you're the one wondering where your next dollar is coming from. 

Uranus: Spoken like a Saturn rising! No one likes losing their income--it's nerve-racking, as Mercury will tell you. But I'm telling you to look to the future, because you'll see a lot more glimpses of what's to come, if you're prepared to look. Don't get caught flat-footed. Be careful with debt, pensions, and any investment that you think is going to pay you in the long term. Get a new financial advisor if yours isn't working for you. And then hopefully the plan you choose will help you weather the storm.

John: Thanks so much, Uranus...

Uranus: Dude, I gotta jet! Lots to do!

[Uranus hangs up]

John: Well, I guess he's done. 

Shameless Marking from Jupiter

Good evening, good people! Jupiter here as John's favorite shill to talk about a problem that doesn't plague John very often: Free time.

Now, if I could ask you to keep what I'm about to say between us...thank you! So John isn't good at being...idle. He's always off on his next adventure, academic or otherwise. And the same is true when it comes to one of the four letter words I hate: Work. He's got too much of that old bastard Saturn's influence. 

And to be frank, that's one of the reasons that I'm not telling anyone I'm here. Saturn would start in on his "John's one of mine and you leave him alone" nonsense, and I'm just not in the mood. Well, to be fair, I never am in the mood for Saturn, Mr. Depression himself. But you see what I mean.

At the moment, his schedule for next week is remarkably light, and he would prefer to have his schedule filled. 

This is where you come in! John has some astrology consultation slots available next week. This is one of those few times when you won't have to wait a few weeks to see him! And let's not forget that his astrology consultation prices are going up July 1, so you can lock in the lower rate and get nearly immediate service. I don't see how there's a downside for you!

Anyway, if you're available, John has consults available evenings Wednesday, May 23rd through Friday, May 25th, and during the day or evening on Saturday, May 26. Drop him a line at hierophant@cox.net and tell him your preference so you can work out the particulars.

And whatever you do, don't tell him Saturn sent you, because that closed-minded prick would sell his own mother if someone told him he had to!

Expansively yours,

Jupiter

Luna's New Moon Blog for May 15, 2018

Moon: Good evening, everyone!

Mercury: Lady Moon, what if it's morning when people read this blog?

Moon: I'm aware of that possibility, Mercury. I'm just feeling a little...unsettled about doing this for the first time, so...

Mercury: I understand. 

Moon: Let me start this again. [PAUSE] Dear friends, it's my pleasure to welcome you to my new Moon in Taurus, a sign that I love dearly. 

Mercury: Your new phase was at precisely 7:47 this morning, Lady, conjunct the Sun at 24 Taurus 36. 

Moon: Thank you, dear. I was just about to get to that. 

Mercury: And I'm the chart ruler this time around!

Moon: Indeed you are, young man! 

Mercury: With Gemini rising in the chart, I'm sitting at 3 Taurus in the 11th house. I'm less effective in Taurus than in a number of other signs, but as long as I take my time I'm sure I can get the message across. 

Moon: And I'm sitting with Sol in the 12th house of this chart, which is for Washington, DC, in the United States. So I'm definitely feeling a little stage fright this evening. But I'm right next to the Sun, where I am for every new moon!

Mercury: Lady Moon, perhaps you'd like to discuss the importance of the 12th house in the chart?

Moon: It's important for people to listen to their intuition right about now, and quiet the mind to hear what comes through. Some alone time would also be fantastic.

Mercury: The 12th is the strongest house in the chart, so those in the know focus their energies there. 

Moon: And let's not forget new opportunities for dream interpretation that might come through right now, Mercury. 

Mercury: Very true! But there may be some communication strife under this new moon, as I have a very tight square to Mars. This aspect may cause people to speak without thinking, or to vent more aggressively than usual. People should examine how to make the square work for them, perhaps by taking action on research they've done, or by examining a workout or fitness plan to see if it's working.

Moon: Excellent suggestions, young man. You'll be in fact-finding and analysis mode, I trust, this time around?

Mercury: Yes, ma'am. And with Venus in Gemini so close to the rising sign, I expect people will seek out enjoyable activities involving knowledge, strategy, or logic. Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess, Lady Moon?

Moon: As long as it's a nice, slow game, Taurus moon will like it, Mercury. It should be against a computer or long-distance opponent so the solitude aspect of the 12th is enhanced.

Mercury: Personally, I prefer the timed games. You can get more play time. 

Moon: That may be so, young man, but I have all the time in the world. 

Mercury: The people reading this do not, Lady Moon. Is there anything else you want me to say?

Moon: I appreciate your time, Mercury. Tara's been terribly busy these past few weeks and so I'm just filling in with a few remarks. Hopefully, she'll return for my full moon in Sagittarius; her work is just lovely and I can't do it justice. 

Mercury: Happy to provide some knowledge, Lady Moon!

Moon: Enjoy the next two weeks, good people. Find some time to yourself and listen to your inner voice; you should have plenty of opportunities to do so.