Sunday, July 10, 2011

ROW80: Saturn Shoots Back

Dear Neptune,

Greetings from Dresden, Germany! I'm here consoling the referee who practically gave away the Women's World Cup game between the United States and Brazil to the Brazilians with some really poor officiating. Looks like she definitely needs to take another look at the FIFA rulebook again.

I heard that the ROW80 thing that John is doing is going pretty well. From what you tell me, he's over 10% done. I'm happy for him, but I still miss him a lot.

I think the reason I've been so much in John's face for so long is that I know that I've been integral to many of his successes. I got a nastygram from the Sun reminding me of my place in John's life, and he was right; I was definitely over-reaching a little bit. But I wanted to be helpful in this, too. Can't you see that I was just trying to make his book as awesome as it can be?

I hope he understands that I've meant him no lasting harm, and I'm doing my best to make it up to him by staying away, even though I keep picking up my iPhone and wanting to call him. Hopefully he'll get done with this thing so I can come back and edit it. But luckily I'm the planet who can keep his emotions under control the best so I've managed to stop myself before doing anything stupid.

Keep me posted on how John is doing, and give him my regards. Don't be too emotional about it, though...I don't want him to think I've gone all soft or anything.



PS: Speaking of the World Cup, Germany lost so you owe me $100. Believe it, bitch!


  1. Dear Saturn,
    While you're waiting for John to finish his rough draft, which will definitely be ready for you by the end of ROW80, come by and help me with my editing.
    <3, Jen
    P.S. Can we forget about John's Capricorn exes now??

  2. Dear Saturn,
    Please pass on to John that he's making great progress on his goals in ROW80, and that we are glad to have him in this Round.

  3. Jen,

    I think we can forget about his exes.


    Thanks. I know he will be very pleased to hear your positive feedback!