Dear Jupiter, Sometimes You Suck!

Dear Jupiter,

I have a bone to pick with you, sir. Normally everyone loves talking about how amazing you are. And I get it: You're the greater benefic! Everybody loves to party with you and you love them right back.

I happen to attract students who favor you. So when I go to astrology college seminars and I have one of my mentees with me, I try to take them to the casino to have a little Jupiter fun and blow off some steam during a long weekend of astrological study. 

So last fall I had one of my protégées with me, a woman who heavily favors you. Yes, her final dispositor is Mercury, but she's very Jupiterian as a double Sagittarius. Anyway, we went down to the casino and we had a good time and brought back a little cash. 

Fast forward to Saturday night. This scenario is almost identical to last fall...protégée who is one of yours--she's a Sag sun, Pisces moon--astrology college, casino. This time we even WAITED until you were ruling the hour, you expansive bastard. 

And what did you do? You fucked us. We didn't lose a ton, but you didn't even let us enjoy that money for long. Nice of you. Maybe I'll let HER take the reins on this blog one day to talk about her Pisces Moon, and I'm not going to let her sugarcoat your influence. 

So you suck right now. I'm sure I'll get over it, but you suck right now. 

Regards,

John

PS: Dick.